Crazy Dreams

About two weeks ago, I started having the most insane, vivid dreams EVER. I wish that I would have kept track of them, because some of them were quite interesting. I do remember a few, so I thought I would share...because sharing is caring!

The eco-friendly murderer
I’m dead. I’m not sure what happened to cause my death, but Steve did it and I’m dead. In order to get rid of my body, Steve wants to cut me up into pieces and go from there. However, when a dead body is cut up, it releases chemical toxins into the environment and Steve must apply for a permit from the county in order to cut me up. So, he’s standing in line, waiting to fill out the proper documents to dispose of his dead wife. That he murdered. AWAKE!

Dessert buffet
My friends take me to a buffet and I’m flipping out, because I can.not.stand.buffets. However, they promise that this one is different and I’ll love it. We arrive and it’s a giant warehouse full of every kind of dessert you could ever imagine. I grab a cupcake with the most beautiful cream cheese icing and begin walking back to my seat. I DROPPED THE CUPCAKE! Any other time, I probably would have cried, but the cupcake falls onto the floor, which isn’t a floor at all. It falls into a pit of rainbow chocolate chip morsels and I’m even more excited now. AWAKE!

You people are supposed to be jolly!
I pull up to a supercenterish kind of store and get out of my car and start walking to the entrance. All of a sudden an old giant banana boat Lincoln pulls up in front of me, parks, and three very large people get out. We all walk to the entrance and they immediately go to the cart section to get their electric wheelchair thingie. The lady working at the front insists that I get one as well, because I am “soooooooo pregnant” and it must be difficult to walk around. After attempting to argue with her, I decide to take the damned chair to shut her up. There aren’t any chairs left! I have to share one with one of the obese chics - this chair was somehow double seated - and we had to follow each other around the store to be able to get our individual items. This idea did not please obese girl and she used the ejection button to flip me out of the seat. AWAKE!

PT Gear
I’m deployed, but I’m not sure where I’m at. It’s time to go outside and do PT, so I throw on my PT clothes and look out the window. I see that everyone is in civilian clothes and for some reason this makes me really angry. I want to be in civilian clothes too! AWAKE!
This last dream was lame, but what was really interesting were the people who were in the dream. They were all people that I had met through out my time in the AF. There were people that I met when I was in Korea, deployments, and San Antonio and from all different career fields. Every one out front, doing jumping jacks. Also, Serena and Blair from Gossip Girl were there...but they were doing yoga. Weird.

That’s about that. I’m 34 weeks this week and things are going smoothly. Steve graduates from SOS on Friday morning and we leave to head back to Florida immediately afterward. I’m so excited about getting home, it’s ridiculous. My sciatic nerve has been killing me the past few weeks, so I’ve already set myself up an appointment with my chiro. I miss him. LOL! I’m excited to get back and put Chase’s things away from the showers and to organize/clean before he arrives.

And my bff, Wendy, is coming to visit on the 8th!!! WOOOOOO!!! I’m so excited about my life right now!